The Hairy Cow

Oh,so many missed days!

Nevermind!

I do have a question

I would like you to ponder…

There are three toilets

in the main area of my workplace.

  There are about 35 of us

there on any particular day. 

 We are predominantly women,

with about 7 males among us.

Here is my question:

What is the likelihood

of me walking into a toilet

 immediately after someone

has left skiddies on the bowl? 

 It would seem

 that the chances

would be low….

But no. 

Remember, there are 7 men

 and about 28 women. 

At the risk of being sexist,

 I am assuming

the skiddie-leaver

is one of the guys.

 There are three toilets.

 There should be a very,

very slim chance

of me walking into

the stinky fumes l

eft from a colleague

 – and yet,

this is not the case. 

 I stumble into and out of

 these tainted cubicles

with increasing frequency.

 I no longer try

to remain polite

and tough it out

– I now walk backwards,

leaving the stinky environment

without fearing how

the culprit may feel,

should they be watching.

 How is it, that

I am drawn so often

to the stinky toilets?

And, how can I change this?

If you didn't know,

I've been neglecting the Cow

and have been spending my time here: http://lovedexter.weebly.com/index.html instead.