Should the Hairy Cow be known by another name?

I grew up with an old name.

Everyone seemed to have

an aunty with my name. 

I’m old now,

so the aunty name suits me. 

Many people have trouble

liking their name...

many even head off

to change their name legally,

knowing all of the effort

it will take

to get the paperwork done. 

Today is a day for all of

the people stuck with a name

they don’t like. 
It’s Get A Different Name Day. 

Now, before rushing off

to choose a new name

and spent hours

changing it officially...

you might want to read this...

Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O. Shit the owner of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. In turn Jack shit married Noe shit. The deeply religious couple had six children : Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Shirlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Loda Shit and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

...perhaps your name

is good enough, after all!