Thursday, May 3, 2012

Who pinched me?

Believe in the paranormal? 
 Believe in ghosts? 
 Believe in demons
and all of the creatures
Sam and Dean
fight in “Supernatural”? 
 If so,
today is your day! 
 It’s Paranormal Day. 
Here’s a story,
to tell while you’re
 sitting in the dark… 
There’s a pub –
The Queen’s Arms.


Patrons like to stand
with their backs to the walls…
 well, their backsides to the wall! 
There’s a cheeky ghost
in there – a ghost
who likes to pinch patrons
 on the bum! 
Cheeky!
The ghost has been named
 Grasper because of the
firm grasp that is felt
 on bums!
Imagine…
You’re having a drink
with your mates,
when… suddenly,
someone pinches your bum!
  I know the Cow
would turn with indignation
to face the man
who’d pinched her…
But…
There’s no one there! 
 What!? 
Grasper also enjoys a smoke,
 with tendrils of smoke
floating into the air
 when the pub is empty.
(So bad for his health!) 
 The pub is 170 years old.
  It seems that Grasper
 is not the only
resident ghost in the pub
 – he’s just
the only bum-pincher! 
 
Now, if you don’t believe
in the paranormal…
you can’t enjoy
the story of Grasper…
Hmmm…
it’s worth believing,
because the Grasper story
is very cool!
 Photos from here and here.

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