Much Better!

Eat What You Want Day

Now, here

is a much more sensible day.

I can celebrate this one,

no problems! 

Well, actually…

there might be a slight problem. 

The Cow is aging. 

 There’s no denying it… 

 Her belly is drooping

closer and closer

to the ground

and her arms and legs

 are becoming

more and more round.

  And that rump!! 

 Her chin is shrinking

as her neck thickens… 

 It’s not good! 

So, while it is

Eat What You Want Day

 and I want to celebrate this

 with great gusto and passion…

I am a little reluctant

(in case my pants

don’t fit tomorrow!)

So, a compromise,

I will eat

mostly healthy stuff

and then cram my face

 full of cheese, chips,

chocolate and ice-cream. 

Surely, a jar of nutella

wouldn’t be pushing things

too far… 

Enjoy!