Monday, November 5, 2012

What Do You Do?


Job Action Day
I guess there is a focus
 on your job and whether
it is challenging enough
or satisfying enough...
whether it suits you...

The webpage for today
looks a little too serious
for my mood today, so...
So, you could be paid
to stand in line for someone
who doesn’t want to wait.
Professional Queuer
would be your job title.
I hope you’d get double time
for overnight-sleep-in-line gigs.
How about Chocolate Tasting?
Could you do this?
How about a Snake Milker?
In Australia…
that would require a lot of bravery!
Beer Taster?
Not for me,
but I imagine a lot of people
would be pushing each other
aside for this position.
Ahh, Luxury Bed Tester…
I could go for this one.
Pet Food Taster?
Shudder.
Not interested!
Watching Paint Dry?
Someone needs to watch
and determine how long
it takes for paint to dry…
 how else would they know
how long it is
before you can apply the next coat?
There’s no end to the ridiculous
things you can get paid for!
Maybe, follow today’s idea…
check you are in the right place,
with the right income
and the right opportunities.
If your current job
isn’t right for you…
perhaps you might consider
being a
Crocodile Enclosure Cleaner…
 
 

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