Mud Pack Facial Day
All those minerals in the
mud
are so great for your skin…
they’ll leave you feeling cleaner
and fresher
than ever.
Strange, really…
put dirt on your face
to feel clean!
So, you could take yourself
off to a beauty salon
and pay someone to
pack
a shovel load of wet,
gooey dirt on your face
and then leave you for a
while,
letting the gooey dirt
dry into a hard, cracked mess…
But,
it’s Sunday,
which might make it difficult
to find a beauty salon
open for business…
What to
do??
You must celebrate this most
important of days!
There is really only one
solution…
dig some dirt out of the garden
and into a large bowl.
(You may wish
to remove
stones and worms.)
Run some warm water
into the bowl.
Mix the
contents into a nice, gooey slop.
Pack the mud liberally on your face.
(You may
wish to place cucumbers
over your eyes
and wrap a white (??) towel
over your
hairline.)
Sit yourself in a comfy chair
and wait until you start to feel
a
little itchy under the mud.
Remove the mud with warm water…
After that, you can
walk around
with a beautiful new face
and a smug smile – because
you celebrated
this day,
when… at first,
it seemed impossible to do!
Happy Mud Pack Facial Day!
It stinks!!
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