Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Country Hits

Ha!    Fun!
Today is
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day.
  I had to head to Google
 to see what I could find.

How about these:
If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels,
I’d Sneeze Them All Atchoo! 
(Lou Carter)

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven
and Your Buns In the Bed
(Kinky Friedman)

Flushed From The Bathroom
 Of Your Heart
(Johnny Cash)

Did I Shave My Legs For This?
(Deanna Carter)

Every Time I Itch
I Wind Up Scratching You
(Johnny Cash)

Too Much Month
At The End Of My Money
(Marty Stuart)

You’re The Reason
Our Kids Are Ugly

There’s A Tear In My Beer

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart,
Than A Pretty Boy Sing

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring,
It’s Me



Thanks to this link,
this one and this one.


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