Abducted!

Today is the day to finally
stop putting it off... 

Strip off...

Perform a full body check. 

 Use scanners, if you have any. 

 Today is

Extraterrestrial Abductions Day!

  Check for scanners or trackers

 which may have been inserted

into your ear, or under your skin...

Don’t worry, though. 

 I found some insurance

you can take out...

 in case you are ever

abducted by aliens! 

Photos from here and here.

Creepy... 

 I had two pictures!

  I added them both! 

The second one is missing! 

(Abducted, no doubt!) 

Even worse...

the second picture was a copy

of an insurance policy,

which can be taken out,

in the event of

 an alien abduction!

You draw your own conclusions!

Ahhh!! 

It's back! 

 Creepy!!

(Can't wait for tomorrow.

No more strange goings-on!)